Yesterday, news broke that Antonio Rogerio Nogueira pulled out of his bout with Alexander Gustafsson just 5 days after it was announced by Dana White and the UFC. While it certainly didn’t take long for “Lil Nog” to withdraw from the fight, it took even less time for Chael Sonnen to begin the ripping.
Chael Sonnen rips on Antonio Rogerio Nogueira
Lil Nog: the only man who has ‘no-showed’ more times than Axl Rose.
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
He fights less than Ghandi
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
FOR SALE: MMA GLOVES Never used. Contact Lil’ Nog, 1 Fragile Chicken Road, No-Show, Brazil
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
He signs his contracts in disappearing ink
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
He gets hurt more than Johnny Knoxville
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
Too bad he can’t list his profession as “Fight Avoider” on his tax return
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
Maybe Dos Santos can lend Lil Nog his heart while his face heals
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
He’s the “Carmen Sandiego” of MMA
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
Instead of a contract, Joe Silva faxes him a Missing Person’s Report
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
it’s Halloween. Lil’ Nog went as a FIGHTER
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
But he didn’t fool anybody and got no candy
— chael sonnen (@sonnench) November 1, 2013
“The Gangster From West Linn” scores bonus points for referencing Carmen San Diego. Stay tuned to MMASucka.com for more on this situation as it develops.
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