Here at MMASucka we want to give you the best seat for tonight’s UFC 153: Silva vs. Bonnar main card. Well sort of, we will be bringing you the best Tweets of the night. This will be a live on-going feature that will keep you on your toes. It’s bound to get a tad quirky at times so hold on.
With that we bring you “MMASucka’s UFC 153: Silva vs. Bonnar – Cheap Seat Timeline.”
(All times are Eastern Standard)
Here’s an early one:
9:10 – @iamjohnpollock – Tibau and Nogueira have the same anti-aging cream
9:26 – @ShowdownJoe – WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THESE STAND UPS!!! #CMONSON #RIDICULOUS
Now to the main card. Have fun Twitterverse. #UFC152 #CheapSeatTimeline
10:00 – @danawhite – Now to the main card. Here we go!!! We’re LIVE on pay-per-view Silva vs Bonnar!!!
10:04 – @BlackManUSA – AWESOME!!! Silva is fighting tonight!!!! Wait- that means we’re going to see Steven Segal. Son of a-
10:13 – @MMAFighting – So far this is pretty much what Maia did to Kim, minus the early fight-ending injury.
10:14 – @Jorge_Conquistda – Maia with a quick takedown & once on top he wasn’t gonna be shook off… Congrats to Maia
10:16 – @ShitJoeRoganSays – I’ve never seen someone’s nose turn into a cherry slushy machine before.
Demian Maia defeats Rick Story by Submission (RNC) at 2:30 R1
10:20 – @MMAdamMartin – Joe Rogan: “Someone tried to steal Wagner Prado’s hat and he was like “NO WAY BITCH.” Wow.
10:23 – @benfowlkesMMA – If you’re Phil Davis, how are you not going to be intimidated by Prado’s hat recovery? The man is clearly on point tonight.
10:26 – @Swissykin – the fan telegraphed the snatch, wagner was able to capitalize on his mistake and counter
10:29 – @MMAFighting – Davis dominating on the ground. Fernando Yamasaki likely screaming for a standup from the locker room.
10:30 – @jeremybotter – Prado repeatedly grabs the fence, silence from the audience. One punch to the back of Prado’s head, the Brazilians freak out.
10:32 – @3amMMA – i want to sit down and talk to Corn Nuts about why they’re so angry
10:33 – @ScottFitzTaylor – Andre 3000 from Outkast is killin’ it in the UFC right now.
10:36 – @spencerkyte – That was a clinic by Phil Davis.
10:37 – @TheFlyingKneeTO – Complete and utter domination. #UFC153
10:39 – @DamonMartin – I’m surprised Phil Davis was able to lock up that submission before the referee stood them up #UFC153
Phil Davis defeats Wagner Prado by submission (anaconda choke) at 4:29 R2
10:43 – @dallas_w – Whenever I see the name “Silva” in a fight, “Silva by KO” is usually a pretty strong bet
10:45 – @jordanbreen – Josuel Distak, Rogerio Camoes, Amaury Bitetti and Wallid Ismail. Probably the wildest corner combo you’ll get at a UFC this year.
10:46 – @MMAJunkieMatt – Still one of my favorite walkout songs ever when Fitch walks to the late, great Johnny Cash’s cover of “Rusty Cage” by Soundgarden.
10:50 – @lvmma – Jon Fitch. Ugh. Lets go Silva! #ufc153
10:52 – @JoeJitsu – 2 of the better heads of hair in the #UFC goin at it right now!
10:54 – @stevecofield – Erick Silva might want to cut the crap with the karate stance. Making it easier for Fitch to execute his only path to victory.
10:58 – @James_Brydon – Silva’s fight tonight has already lasted longer than all of his previous UFC fight combined #FitchStyle
10:59 – @TB_Money – You can’t choke Fitch, bitch!
11:00 – @benfowlkesMMA – Never thought I’d say this, but this Jon Fitch fight is awesome.
11:02 – @ufc – This is a great fight, and it’s a Fitch fight – do make a note of it! #UFC153
11:04 – @jordanbreen – Jon Fitch, fighting like a dude who is widely irrationally disliked and spends time doing media about how he needs more loot. I love it.
11:04 – @RondaRousey – Coolest escapes this round….and last round… Nice to see brazillian fans appreciate grappling so much…
11:06 – @TommyToeHold – Well, I enjoyed a Jon Fitch fight, so I guess the world is going to end on December 21st, 2012. #UFC153
11:06 @cagepotatomma – Good Lord. I think Fitch wanted to destroy something beautiful.
11:07 – @GameMisconduct1 – Fitch going all Ralphie on Flick! #AChristmasStory
Jon Fitch defeats Erick Silva by unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28 X2)
11:17 – @mmajunkiegeorge: texeira couldn’t get a visa to fight in the usa. yet we’re now about to watch him do his thing in brazil. #irony
11:19 – @BloodyElbow – Maldonado’s belly is jiggling like Santa Clause’s
11:22 – @ShowdownJoe – Be glad this fight isn’t airing on FOX – #BeatDown
11:22 – @SBNLukeThomas – This is likely what Teixeira would’ve done to Rampage, too.
11:24 – @mauroranallo – Maldonado escapes an arm triangle choke but Teixeira still has full mount.Somehow Maldonado gets to his feet and HURTS Teixeira.CRAZY!
11:26 – @shaunalshatti – Okay, I don’t care how insane that got towards the end, this fight should’ve been stopped a long time ago. This is brutal to watch.
11:27 – @Bauzen – Fabio Maldonado had hair when this fight started. Now he’s balding.
11:29 – @GamblorNeonClaw – Somewhere out there, Pat Curran is watching his Beatdown Of The Year fly out the window
11:34 – @JoshGrossESPN – Good stoppage by the doctor. Fabio Maldonado is too tough for his own good. Impressive effort by Glover Teixeira.
11:34 – @chrishorodecki – Just became a biiig Maldonado fan!!
11:36 – @fightlinker – This isnt going to make anyone more eager to step into the cage against teixeira
11:37 – @mauroranallo – Teixeira calls out his original opponent “Rampage” Jackson.
11:41 – @MMAHaiku – Deciding this fight / only a brain hemorrhage / Super Mario. #ufc153
Glover Texeira defeats Fabio Maldonado by TKO (doctor’s stoppage) at 5:00 R2
11:42 – @brentbrookhouse – Nogueira, guys. Nogueira
11:44 – @leash_b – Coming out to Michel Telo is a good idea when in Brasil! Love it! 🙂
11:48 – @MMASupremacy – So, everyone has Herman in this one, right? #mma #UFC #brazil
11:50 – @maggiehendricks – I wanted to make a “Heathers”/Corn Nuts joke, but there isn’t an appropriate clip on YT. What kind of internet is this?
11:51 – @Bauzen – Big Nog just fed Yamasaki a carrot.
11:52 – @MMABeatdown – Big Nog is exactly what Brendon Frasier’s character from Encino Man would look like today.
11:54 – @Shadowboxer – Nogueira’s face appears to be constructed out of old stitched together baseball gloves.
11:55 – @drjcbenjamin – Look how much smaller Nog’s right arm is than his left after the fracture…tapping is far better for your career than snapping
11:57 – @mmahotstuff – nooo grrrr dave herman’s corner just told him he won that round. cornerman 101 dude NEVER tell your guy that. even I know that #UFC153
12:00 – @mmaencyclopedia – If only for a moment Herman has convinced me he IS invulnerable to BJJ!
12:01 – @cagepotatomma – JIU JITSU WORKS!!!!!! #ufc153 #bignog
12:04 – @MMAJunkieJohn – There is simply nothing like the sound and feel of HSBC Arena after a Minotauro win. Heard it twice now, and it is magical.
12:06 – @dukeroufus – I love to Strike but Jiu Jitsu works in MMA Dave Herman!
12:07 – @bum_joe – an armbar so good, it made anderson silva cry. @RondaRousey added it to her armbar porn collection
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira defeats Dave Herman by submission (armbar) at 4:31 R2
12:10 – @TheTomasRios – “Anderson Silva is the greatest, but Stephan Bonnar is a biiiig duuuuuude.” – Joe Rogan, verbatim. Seriously.
12:12 – @TommyToeHold – I predict Silva will hug Bonnar and whisper in his ear after three bloody rounds, “Ain’t gonna be no rematch.” #RockyVII #UFC153
12:17 – @bokamotoESPN – Is Anderson Silva bad enough to pull off the sweater tied around the waist look to the Octagon? You bet he is.
12:18 – @arjun_siva – Loving this DMX version of ain’t no sunshine that Anderson Silva is walking out to.
12:20 – @jeremybotter – I guess Steven Segal’s fantasy camp subscription finally ran out.
12:21 – @RyanJimmo – What’s the world coming to when my mother sends me a link that’s she uses to watch fights so I can see silva vs bonner?
12:25 – @James_brydon – Bonnar with a spin kick against the cage and Silva just side steps it. Yeah, he’s toying with him
12:27 – @MMAdamMartin – Anderson Silva is the BEST!!!!!!
12:27 – @mmahotstuff – Oh no. Can we see that again? #UFC153 Pretty please / pretty knees?
12:27 – @MikeChiapetta – Anderson Silva toys with Stephan Bonnar for nearly the whole first, then flattens him with a knee and finishes. G’night. #UFC153
12:28 – @MiddleEasy – Anderson Silva just finished Stephan Bonnar. Not even Jon Jones could do that. I’ll let you work out the MMA math.
12:29 – @JasonNawara – Anderson Silva is fucking incredible. That could be one of the best performances I’ve ever seen in any sport in my life. #UFC153
12:32 – @shawn_w_smith – Bonnar did exactly what he should have done and Anderson laughed in his face.
Anderson Silva defeats Stephan Bonnar by TKO at 4:40 R1
That does it for an exciting night of action at UFC 153. Thanks for joining us for the #CheapSeatTimeline